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+++RIGOROUS CONTEMPLATION YIELDS EFFECTIVE OUTCOMES +++ JOIN THE FARM +++ 68 BILLION WHALES BY 2075 +++ RESEARCH + SPECULATION + INFRASTRUCTURE +++ DESIGN AND CARBON SEQUESTRATION +++ INVESTOR RELATIONS +++ THEATRICAL PERFORMANCE +++ OVERTHINKING EXECUTED WITH DISCERNMENT +++ I APPLY MY FACULTIES TO CETACEAN-SCALE CLIMATE SOLUTIONS +++ RESERVED FOR THOSE OF AMBITION AND RESOLVE +++
The terminology employed by the modern establishment has proven inadequate for describing the scope of this undertaking. I have elected to designate my practice as Whale Farming. This better suits my temperament.

My particular competencies are:

RESEARCH + PROJECTION + DEVELOPMENT

I employ my intellectual faculties in a dual capacity: the creation of superior climate interventions and the development of investment opportunities of the highest order.

My founding principle is: overthinking done right.

The practice of thorough deliberation, conducted with proper methodology, yields results of remarkable caliber.


the method

Did you know blue whales absorb co2? We should farm them.

But how?

By 2075 there will be 2.72 million AquaHubs distributed globally. Each hub accommodates 25,000 blue whales, totaling 68 billion whales worldwide.

Every blue whale captures 33 tons of carbon dioxide during its lifetime, plus 1.2 tons annually through the whale pump mechanism. This occurs when iron-rich whale waste stimulates phytoplankton growth, which absorbs atmospheric carbon. Each AquaHub functions as a self-contained system.

Sustainable plankton production generates 450 tons of feed daily. The AI monitoring system, designated CetaceanOS, tracks whale health and behavior continuously. Eighteen thousand autonomous underwater drones handle daily operations.

Energy comes from three sources: underwater turbines generate 1,800 megawatt-hours daily as whales swim through designated passages, wave energy converters produce 600 megawatt-hours, and floating solar arrays contribute 350 megawatt-hours.

Each whale has 25,000 cubic meters of personal swim space and lives in social groups of 40 to 60 individuals.

NB. I derive considerable satisfaction from the conception of sound ideas and their subsequent execution on behalf of the planet. However, I maintain a firm policy against the execution of actual whales, as these creatures possess admirable qualities.

the myth

A brief historical account


During a maritime excursion off Cape Cod, under the captaincy of Jesse,

I observed these magnificent cetaceans in their natural habitat. Upon inquiring whether I might swim alongside them, Captain Jesse advised that such action would likely result in either consumption by sharks or federal prosecution for Marine Mammal Harassment. Faced with these decidedly unappealing alternatives, I founded BlueShift Whale Farm  instead.

join the farm

BlueShift Whale Farm maintains rigorous standards regarding the treatment of whales: they shall be farmed with dignity and the most innovative technology currently and prospectively available.

Bearing this in mind, you are now prepared to understand why this enterprise requires the commitment of substantial capital and the participation of individuals possessed of both vision and resolve.

the investment imperative:

crisis demands magnitude
+
conventional methods insufficient +
capital and expertise required*

=

planetary intervention achieved in 2075.


*BlueShift Whale Farm requires both financial capital and human capital. Those who recognize necessity are invited to participate.

The following opportunities are available on an investment basis

FIRST INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY

PROJECT BLUE LEVIATHAN (2026 - 2075)

68 billion whales. 2.72 million AquaHubs. Climate neutrality by 2075.

INVESTOR TIERS

Seed Whale (€250K) →

Blue Capital (€5M) →

Leviathan Partner (€50M) →

Ocean Architect (€500M+)

SECOND INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY

AQUAHUB PILOT IN ICELAND (2026-2030)

Three facilities. 75,000 whales. 41,250 tons carbon capture annually.

INVESTOR TIERS

Seed Whale Iceland (€100K) →

Blue Capital Iceland (€2.5M) →

Nordic Partner (€50M to 250M) →

Iceland Architect (€250M+)

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ceo & founder

Dr. Zee identifies structure in disorder and proceeds without unnecessary ceremony.

Established BlueShift Whale Farm to operate under these conditions.

Experience includes academic research, published writing, and independent artistic practice.